| 10: | Tell parents stories about how well behaved and studious you are. |
| 9: | Call friends from school. |
| 8: | Catch up on homework so you're only ONE week behind. |
| 7: | Sit in front of the TV and think about all the things you'll finally have time to do. |
| 6: | Lay in bed and do same as #7. |
| 5: | Eat real food. Get cafeteria food out of system just in time to go back. |
| 4: | Finally see girlfriend or boyfriend and spend whole break complaining that you never see each other. |
| 3: | Have opposite sex visitor after midnight. |
| 2: | Wake up and dress for class before realizing you're at home. |
| 1: | Forget everything you learned in the last six weeks. |