| 10: | We now admit our radio signal is only heard by ghosts on seventh Aurelias. |
| 9: | Soon to come internet broadcast allows DJs to offend a whole new audience. |
| 8: | Free prize to the tenth caller, which should be sometime in November. |
| 7: | A few things work once in a while. |
| 6: | Woody's broadcast of basketball games will leave you wondering "What did he say?" |
| 5: | Woody's hug a DJ campaign to become campus law. |
| 4: | With new TV screen, parking tickets will no longer be given to TVs on campus. |
| 3: | Internet listeners can now give Woody the shaft in a plethora of languages. |
| 2: | Campus elevators will still not broadcast The Salad Bar. |
| 1: | PowerPoint TV screen allows us to post WANTED posters of Pecoraro. |