| 10: | My roommate ate it. |
| 9: | It was confiscated from my illegally parked car. |
| 8: | It was five pages long, but this is the censored version. |
| 7: | Two words: "What's homework?" |
| 6: | Figured, hey, somebody else in the class will probabally do it. |
| 5: | Figured nobody else in the class will do it anyways. |
| 4: | When I start going to class I might do some homework. |
| 3: | The guy on the radio advised against it. |
| 2: | I usually do my homework in the cemetery at night, but it would be unsafe now. |
| 1: | I was busy researching for "Freshman studies"! |