| 10: | Congratulations, you're the tenth caller! |
| 9: | No, I refuse to play a Beach Boys song. |
| 8: | They might be able to beat the Penguins. |
| 7: | And here's another song that sucks. |
| 6: | Somebody help! The studio's being invaded by chicks! I can't get rid of them! |
| 5: | The studio's working great tonight. |
| 4: | Sorry I didn't have time to fill all of your requests tonight. |
| 3: | Here's a call from somebody listening all the way over in Rooney. |
| 2: | Tonight I'll be staying in the studio after the Penguins game begins. |
| 1: | Surgeon general's warning about hugging DJ's. |