| 10: | You walk into the computer lab and find that Pecoraro has been appointed lab administrator and has replaced all of the PCs with MACs. |
| 9: | Charles tutors you, then chases you with a hexadecimal dump. |
| 8: | Isaac Newton throws apples at you from the tree outside. |
| 7: | You're locked in a room with Einstein until you understand his theory of relativity. |
| 6: | Keyboards grow feet and chase you. |
| 5: | Astronauts chase you and try to probe Uranus. |
| 4: | It turns into the Biology building. |
| 3: | Parking ticket pendulum. |
| 2: | The ghost of campus social life. |
| 1: | Br. Mark charges admission. |