| 10: | Supernatural residents of 7th Aurelius who don't have cable can now listen. |
| 9: | Opposing basketball teams can tune in to Woody's trash talk. |
| 8: | Those folks in Australia will stop complaining about the weak radio signal. |
| 7: | The bookstore won't make money from this. |
| 6: | Off campus access to The Salad Bar means less parking tickets. |
| 5: | Turn on TV and computer at the same time and get cool echo effect. |
| 4: | Parents now understand why students don't get any work done on Tuesdays. |
| 3: | The volleyball team can listen during road trips. |
| 2: | Administration now has a reason to wire trees for Internet access. |
| 1: | People can listen to The Salad Bar and look at pictures of Woody on the Internet. |
