| 10: | If nobody wins, they can't blame you. |
| 9: | Maybe you'll get a free Dole banana at the polls. |
| 8: | Get to play with fancy levers before going outside and telling the guy your vote. |
| 7: | After voting, minority status can be helpful on job applications. |
| 6: | All that time you spent watching debates, going to rallies, and reading the politics section of newspapers and magazines doesn't go to waste. |
| 5: | You have somebody to root for on the news that night. |
| 4: | When your grandchildren come home from history class and ask "Who would have voted for an idiot like that, anyway?", you'll have an answer for them. |
| 3: | Fr. Martin for president! |
| 2: | It'll be fun to pull the new "none of the above" lever. |
| 1: | If you die the next day, at least you voted before you went. |